Favorite missing book quotes → "I forge’ the details," Hagrid chortled.
How markers are tested
No wonder they barely work when you buy them.
Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 2 [Part 1]
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically.
one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared
A deeply touching story
You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty.
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”